Mutilating Fluffy Toys Since 2004.

This Clown is sooooo Evil!

So Evil he will stop at nothing, no task is too mean and no mutilation too bloody. The clowns victims litter the internet like chaff blowing in a "fart storm". To date he has "food-blended" the arm off a teddy, pulled the ears off a Furby. He has tried to flush the Andr*x Puppy and because he thought that was way too boring he "jig-sawed" him in half instead. Keep track of the violent clowns antics here on

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 Make sure you wear goggles before viewing. The juice might take your eye out....Muahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

"The blood just keeps dripping and splashing!" - V.C. 2004.

Parental Warning:- This Site Contains Images Unsuitable For Minors - i.e. Fluffy Toy Mutilations etc.

 


Furby

There he was sat on the shelf year after year when suddenly our hero decides to pull furby's ears off using CD-Rom drives....Novel or wot?

First he ties both of furby's ears to the drive trays then he retracts said trays until furby's little ears rupture and come away from his head.

    

 


Teddy Gets It

Teddy was sat all nice and cosy roped to a chair! - His breathing all strained and feeble.

Suddenly teddies paw slips!!!

And lands in the family food-blender!!!

Oh wow! - The juice squirts out all over the place V.C. quickly bandages up the damage so teddies unfortunate owner is none the wiser!

But whilst the blender is out and dirty why not blend the family hamster in with the bear paw?

 


The Andr*x Puppy

Life eh, it's a funny old thing! - Have you ever wondered what to do with that unwanted fluffy gift given free with toilet roll packets around about Christmas time? well V.C. decided first to flush his.

Then he thought "hang on flushing is just too easy"

Why not chop him in half with a blunt Jig-Saw!!!

Like this!

 


Old Teddies Just Get On V.C's Nerves

Hmmmmmm those old teddies eh! all they do is take up space! So why not eat them? Here are some of V.C's serving suggestions - Remember bear meat is low in fat but high in fluff !!! make sure you have lots of liquid available before attempting to ingest a whole one!

 

hehehehheee V.C. prefers his bear meat served rare!

 


Mincey The Puppy Dog

Mincey was a lovely puppy adored by all until one day our violent clown decides to stretch his silly neck in a CD-Rom drive!

Not only did V.C. decide to stretch Mincey's neck, he filmed it as well.....!!!!

So who rules the internet now eh?


Charmin Bear?

Is he charming? Do you really think this little bear is cute? Well evidently V.C. didn't and that's why he took the guard of this nice chrome desktop fan and tied the horrible little bear to it!

 

And look what happened when V.C. turned on the fan!

Bear vomit everywhere! - Oh yuck! - That's why the silly bear advertises double quilted bog roll!

Children - Don't copy V.C. - Unguarded fans are dangerous and can chop your fingers off!!!

 Also you shouldn't be reading this because I told you not to look at the top of this page so be good little

 kiddies and go play with some one else's website!!

 


 

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